If Looks Could Kill

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The man glanced up.



"You're going to make me go look for them, aren't you? And then I'll get lost and you'll find me a week later dying of thirst. And you'll yell at me because I don't have the faucet..."
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Ashleigh chuckled.



" I'd not yell at you. I'd laugh."
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Darryn just shrugged.



"That too..." He was still staring at the ceiling.
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" You know.... It can wait. There are several other bathrooms in this place."



Ashleigh replied, taking her puppy from him.
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" You know.... It can wait. There are several other bathrooms in this place."



Ashleigh replied, taking her puppy from him.
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Darryn grinned.



"I like this idea. Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?"
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" ......... I suppose you need another shirt then, let's go.."
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Darryn followed her.



"Why do you have so many men's clothes if you don't like the species?" It was a rather innocent question.
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Ashleigh glanced to him, hen took a slow breath.



" half of them were here when I got here... the rest are a result of me not filtering through my belongings before moving in."
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Darryn shrugged, letting it go. After all, he had avoided the luggage problem by simply not taking anything with him when he left.



"Oh. That makes sense."
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" Yeah, sorry. "



She purred as she watched him step into what looked like jelly.



" I think he's been more then in the bathroom..."
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The man looked down at his bare foot and wrinkled his nose. It was a horrible texture as it oozed up between his toes. He lifted his foot so that it was only a few inches from his face.



Please... He sniffed.
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ashleigh looked over, watching him oddly as she watched the purple goo try to stick him to the floor, sighing to herself, waiting for him to figuring out, that it was, indeed, jelly.
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Darryn was only slightly relieved by this fact. There was a very odd moment of standing there where he could figure out what to do. He would have normally wiped it off on his shirt... but he didn't have one. There was a fleeting moment where he considered licking it off, but decided against it, opting to do the weird, heel-waddle-walk down the hall.
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" ... Back to the bathroom, come on."



she said simply, going to the tub faucet to rinse him cleaning.
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Darryn was trying his hardest to stifle the laughter, but wasn't doing the best job of it.



"hey! That tickles!'
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" ... nice to know."



ashleigh replied as she continued to get his foot clean before letting him go.
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Darryn took a couple hops and then steadied, putting both feet on the ground.



"Well... I could always do it to you and see what happens."
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" I'd like to see you try."



She replied simply, standing as she considered Darryn.
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Darryn flashed her a mischievous grin.



"Well I wouldn't do it right now. That spoils the surprise. It would be when you let expected it."
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" I don't recommend trying."
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Darryn stuck out his tongue.



"Well you're no fun."
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" ... more fun then that jelly was."
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Darryn just rolled his eyes.



"I don't know, that jelly was so fine to look at. I mean, you just can't get that color purple anywhere else..."
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ashleigh smiled and shook her head, looking him over.



" True."



what else could you say?
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Darryn stretched slightly.



"Well, that's a full day if I do say so myself. Getting shot, torture and terrorizing, a few meals, hide and seek with Skye... Yup... I'll rest well today."
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" ... Sleep in the room upstairs tonight. Skye probably did more in your other room."
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Darryn glanced upwards. That was really specific... Surely there was more than one room above his. However, he didn't want to ask a silly question, so he decided that he would just have to pick one that didn't look too terribly boobytrapped.



"Thank you." He turned to walk up the nearest set of stairs.
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" No worries"



she purred, silently moving to lead him.
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Darryn (as he normally did this time) followed.



"So... how did you find out where all the boobytraps were?"
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" tripped most of them."



She replied honestly.
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Darryn looked at her and actually gave an approving nod.



"That is fun. See? I knew you had it in you."
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" It wasn't exactly planned."



Ashleigh replied, smiling.
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Darryn just gave her a toothy grin.



"Well half the fun is the spontaneity."
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" I'm spontaneous with other things."
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Darryn immediately took several brisk steps away from the stairs. One trip was enough for the day...



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Ashleigh glanced back, nodding slowly, looking him over as she continued to lead him on.
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Darryn felt a small glimmer of triumph for not having that one blow up in his face. He followed her, looking at all of the different styles of doors. It seemed like there must have been one imported from every corner of the globe at every time marker.
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" Here we are... this one will be safe, and tidy."



she purred, pushing what looked like a simple oak door open to reveal a breath taking - all solid white oak furnished bedroom, with matching lavatory.
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Darryn stepped in and looked around.



"You're right. It is very nice in here..." And for that reason he had to ask, "Are you sure you want me to occupy this space?"
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