If Looks Could Kill

Post by **Sushi** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:42 am

Darryn's face cracked lightly. Okay, so he wasn't particularly gutterbrained, but he could play ball.

"I think it would be more appropriate to ask if you are?"

Post by **Tree** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:46 am

ashleigh rose her eyebrow, ever so slightly.

" Not in the least, if I want it, I don't have to do it myself. .... Do it myself is only nice for eating..."

Post by **Sushi** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:49 am

Darryn held up one finger.

"And oil changes. The cost of those things are ridiculous."

Post by **Tree** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:52 am

Ashleigh looked at him, eyes sparkling.

" Don't like changing your own oil?"

Post by **Sushi** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:03 am

Darryn just looked at her with a small grin.

"It's easy to screw up if you don't know how to do it yourself."

Post by **Tree** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:04 am

" .... How can you screw that up, and not at least enjoy it?"

Post by **Sushi** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:13 am

Darryn stepped forward a couple paces.

"It's just a car. I can think of better things to do." -.-'

Post by **Tree** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:16 am

Ashleigh bit her tongue and shook her head, leaving that one alone.

" I think I need a shower."

Post by **Sushi** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 1:24 am

Darryn nodded slightly. He did too, but he didn't want to mimic her words.

"I... think I'm going to go find another shirt to ruin."

Post by **Tree** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 10:28 am

" ... Wash first, you smell worse then I do."

Post by **Sushi** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:54 am

Darryn smiled slightly.

"I like my personal space bubble to be obvious." Of course he was joking. Of course he had been intending to take a shower anyhow. Of course. Of course. He glanced around, sure that he would be able to find his way back this time.

Post by **Tree** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:57 am

Glancing to him, she shook her head and merely lead him without words this time, back to his room, then wondered off to her own.

Post by **Sushi** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:03 pm

Darryn found that, somehow or the other, all of the soaps in his bathroom had been exchanged. So, he stood there in the water for a good five minutes trying to decide which soap was more manly: rosebud or sweet pea.

This time he pulled out clothes from the very bottom of the closet, hoping that the musky mothball smell would give the rosebud a debonair sort of undertone... or at least cover it up.

Post by **Tree** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:05 pm

Walking out, looking to Darryn as she finsihed up, and came downstairs, looking to him, and smiling lightly.

Post by **Sushi** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:16 pm

Darryn glanced down at the floral arrangement that he was carrying. It was actually rather pretty - roses and little white flowers spilling out of the sides of the basket.

"Oh, there you are. I wanted to tell you that I liked this, but I was afraid that if I walked away, I wouldn't be able to find it again." Lies.

Post by **Tree** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:17 pm

" Place it in your room then... and.... you know as well as I do, I can tell where that smell is coming from, it's fine.... I'm just glad you didn't choose the sage under the counter."

Post by **Sushi** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:24 pm

Darryn sighed. Damn.

"Sage makes my skin crawl." He hung the flower basket off of a suit of armor.

Post by **Tree** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 12:27 pm

" Though... there was lemon grass, and things like that, if you were looking for less floral..."

Post by **Sushi** » Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:40 pm

Darryn sighed slightly.

"There were... I think Skye stole them. Unless you have any other pets that are mad at me?"

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:48 pm

Ashleigh smiled, shaking her head.

" Not that I know of."

Post by **Sushi** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:53 pm

Darryn scratched at the shirt he had picked out. The turtleneck was actually rather itchy...

"Why doesn't that seem as reassuring as it should be?"

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:55 pm

" ... Because skye pretty much runs the house when I'm absent."

She replied with a small smile, which grew wider as she walked over and took Darryn's shirt off.

" Looks like you did anger him though, itching powder in your clothes... I'd shower again."

Post by **Sushi** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:03 pm

Darryn looked down at the light red rash forming over his skin.

"Cracker jacks." The man turned around and stalked off. Steal the soap... {insert mystery word} the clothes... what next? This time in the shower he opted to grab the hand soap and wash with that. Scentless was nice. The man stood there staring at the clothes in the wardrobe. How could he even get in here? And what am I supposed to wear now...?

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:05 pm

" You could always go naked... or wear these..."

ashleigh purred, having been standing in the door way the entire time... he thought waaaaaaay tooo loud.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:09 pm

Darryn turned around to look at what she was holding.

"Just as soon as I opted for al natural, I would have something walk up and bite me." he reached out for the fabric.

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:12 pm

" .... You might enjoy what your bit by."

ashleigh replied, handing him the clothes and leaving him to dress.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:17 pm

Darryn snapped his fingers as he pulled on the clothes.

"Ah, you kill me." Then he discovered a slight problem. This shirt was way too small. He could barely move his arms, nonetheless breathe.

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:19 pm

" Not yet."

she laughed, noting he had the wrong shirt and tossing the proper one into the room.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:27 pm

"Details." Darryn looked at the shirt and then squirmed. He wiggled and writhed, but try as he might, he couldn't get the shirt to do more than slide up a couple inches at the bottom. Good grief.

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:32 pm

Ashleigh heard hsi slight distress and turned and returned to the room, smirking as she walked up behind him and pulled the shirt from his body.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:37 pm

Darryn just sighed and filled his lungs up all the way the moment it was an option.

"Thanks..." He pulled on the properly sized shirt and waited. Surely he was about to get a good taunt.

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:42 pm

" ... Your welcome."

ashleigh replied, refraining from the comment on the tip of her tongue, considering a few options.

" want normal food?"

Post by **Sushi** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:45 pm

Darryn looked up at her, his eyes wide with surprise. After a total of fifteen seconds he gave her a huge smile.

"What do you have tonight?"

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:47 pm

" Steak."

She replied, smiling at the thought.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:56 pm

Darryn's face lit up.

"Oh, I like steak." He moved towards her.

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:59 pm

" ... cooked or raw?"

Post by **Sushi** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:03 pm

Darryn paused for a minute. This was a difficult thing to answer.

"A little of both? I normally just cook the outermost layer so that it absorbs the spices."

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:08 pm

" Medium rare it is."

she replied casually, wondering to the kitchen.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:12 pm

Darryn followed her as though he was practicing to be her shadow. He hovered just a pace or two behind her shoulder.

"I think I like you more now."

Post by **Tree** » Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:12 pm

" ... You say that everytime I'm feeding you."