If Looks Could Kill

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" I don';t believe you."



Ashleigh replied honestly, and started laughing.



" you look silly."
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Darryn looked at her slightly, pulling out the molding and gesturing at her with it. It was an amusing gesture, partially because of the nonchalance of it.



"I'll concede to looking silly if you'll tell me what you don't believe."
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" I don't believe that you've never turned down food."
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Darryn thought for a minute.



"Well, excluding when I was an infant and didn't understand the principle. And providing that the food wasn't disgusting or rotten." He nodded when the next thought hit him. "Of course, subtracting any instances where I felt that I was in danger or poison or the likes. Let me tell you about something that hurts. Cyanide."
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" ... Are you serious?"



ashleigh asked with a flat look, looking as if she might swallow a titanic sized piece of tootsie roll if that were seriously the case.
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Darryn glanced at her in a completely nonchalant way.



"Yeah. Good grief! And it wasn't a little dose either. That little b...beauty had me in so much pain for three days straight... It was like my body was eating the parts that was eating itself. I thought I was going to die!"
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" you could have, easily."



ashleigh commented, more to herself.



" However, I'm assuming you've learned to watch your food closer?"
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Darryn just nodded slightly.



"And that, girlie, is the reason why we are excluding such incidents from my previous statement."
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ashleigh smiled slightly.



" No worries, if I wanted you dead, I'd have left you in the snow. I've decided I like you better living. entertaining."
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The man grinned wide, waving the stick at her one more time.



"Which is why I didn't turn down your food. Tada!" He made a gesture as though he had just landed some complex trick, ending with him sticking his candy back in his mouth.
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Ashleigh laughed and shook her head, standing up to saunter off.



" You know, I think your going to need some entertainment while your here..."
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Darryn laughed softly, following her.



"Between scavenging for food, sleeping, and trying to avoid being eaten by your house, when am I supposed to find the time?" Of course he was joking. Mostly.
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" Inbetween 3, and 3:15, of course."



Ashleigh replied smoothly.
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Darryn pantomimed pulling out a date book and licking the pen.



"Oh, thank you Josie. What a wonderful manager you make. Would that be during the daylight or the dark that you had in mind?"
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" AM, of course."



ashleigh replied, not letting his joking get to her.
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Continuing with the gesture, Darryn nodded and 'penned' it down before putting it away.



"What exactly did you have in mind?"
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" Not all of this is an out dated castle... I've got a huge game room."



she purred, smiling.
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Darryn's eyebrows lifted.



"Like... Castlevania on the Wii and such?"
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" That's merely the tip of the ice burg."
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Darryn grinned wider than a chipmunk with one too many acorns in its mouth.



"I like games."
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" My favorite is board games, however, would you like to see the game room?"
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Darryn nodded emphatically.



"As long as I don't have to play chess to get in." Reference: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Woot.
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" Nope. Just checkers."



ashleigh replied with a grin.
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Darryn took a few quicker steps so that he was beside her and not behind her.



"King me."
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" Gotta get past me first."



She replied lightly.
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The man grinned and took several running steps. His aim was to get in front of her. Get it? 'Get past me...' Hehehehe.
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Ashleigh smirked and disappeared.



' now get past me.'



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Darryn looked around.



"Someone isn't playing fair!" The sound of his whine echoed, but in a different manner.
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" Life isn't fair?"
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The man began to walk forward.



"So? We're supposed to be dead. Coffins and bats."
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"I sort of feel alive though, you?"
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"I sort of feel alive though, you?"
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Darryn shrugged slightly and then pinched himself.



"Well, either way, I'm not dreaming."
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" Agreed."



She purred, appearing beside him and pinching him too, just to check .
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Darryn jumped slightly and then fell over moaning.



"Ohhhhh! Attacking a wounded maaaaan! Owwwwww!"
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ashleigh giggled now, a since, all out little laugh, a cute smile spreading over her face.



" Oh my, whatever was your nurse thinking?"
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Darryn stopped writhing, looking up at her from his position on the floor.



"I don't know, but I know she didn't mistake me for a newborn."
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" True, because if she had, she'd have given you loads of shots."
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Darryn's brows raised.



"I thought she already did that."
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" and draw blood for tests?"
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