If Looks Could Kill

Post by **Tree** » Sat May 01, 2010 7:20 pm

" Come geeeeet meee...."

She teased ever so cutely, walking slowly... she wanted to be caught, truth be told.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat May 01, 2010 7:28 pm

FWOOOSH! Darryn soared through the air, pouncing on her - or at least trying to.

"GOTCHA!"

Post by **Tree** » Sat May 01, 2010 7:37 pm

Ashleigh screeched, giggling as they went tumbling into the pile of setting pillows in the floor, rolling about for a few moments before being pinned on the floor.

Smiling ever so slightly, she laughed and kissed her captor.

" Yes. You did."

Post by **Sushi** » Sat May 01, 2010 7:49 pm

Darryn propped himself up with his arms on either side of the girl as he laughed.

"MWAHAHAHA!" Note the sardonic tone.

Post by **Tree** » Sat May 01, 2010 7:56 pm

" So... now that you have me, what shal you do with me?"

She asked, giggling and wiggling in his hold a bit.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:04 pm

Darryn grinned evilly.

"Claim a debt. Eye for an eye. Tooth for a tooth." He snatched as many of her clothes as fast as possible.

Post by **Tree** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:05 pm

Ashleigh eeped as she snatched at his hands, watching her clothes fall off, hissing lightly as she grabbed at him. He wasn't playing by the rules now. No fair.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:16 pm

Darryn didn't pull his hands free. Instead he turned them so that he could grab hers back. He grinned.

"Now we're even."

Post by **Tree** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:18 pm

" NO way!"

She purred, moving to bite him, and rip her clothes back. Drinking for half a second, she released, kissing him softly.

" Your pushing it lovely."

Post by **Sushi** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:22 pm

As Darryn plucked his lonely pair of boxers from her, he rubbed at the little nick.

"What kind of rules are these? I think they are completely one-sided."

Post by **Tree** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:22 pm

" Of course they are, as I'm making them up as I go."

She purred, smiling a bit more.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:27 pm

Darryn frowned, though his eyes still smiled.

"Then why can't I make some up too? Like... Darryn always wins."

Post by **Tree** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:28 pm

"Cause it conflicts with the rule where Ashleigh is always happy."

She responded, moving to kiss his bare chest.

Post by **Sushi** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:31 pm

Absently, Darryn reached up and scratched at the back of her neck as he looked down at her.

"Fine. Then how about 'Let Darryn win sometimes to preserve his ego'?"

Post by **Tree** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:33 pm

AShleigh smiled up at him, nodding slowly.

" Okay."

Post by **Sushi** » Sat May 01, 2010 8:52 pm

Darryn continued, voice lifting into a hopeful lilt.

"And now is one of those times?" He didn't even remember what he was trying to win about.

Post by **Tree** » Sun May 02, 2010 11:06 am

Ashleigh looked up, smiling a bit more as she kissed at him.

" Well that depends..."

she purred cutely, nipping and kissing.

One what your wanting to win.

Post by **Sushi** » Sun May 02, 2010 11:55 am

Darryn thought for a moment and then blinked and then laughed.

I dunno. Bragging rights?

Post by **Tree** » Sun May 02, 2010 11:57 am

Glancing up, she smiled ever so slightly.

" as long as I don't have to stop touching, I'm okay with that."

Yep, Ashleigh and Darryn win at the same time. Score.

Post by **Sushi** » Sun May 02, 2010 1:34 pm

Darryn grinned and continued to scratch lightly, though now it was in between her shoulderblades. Then, out of nowhere he had a random thought. I wonder if she ever has spontaneous house guests.

Post by **Tree** » Sun May 02, 2010 1:35 pm

Ashleigh laughed, pulling back some.

" What do you think you were?"

Post by **Sushi** » Sun May 02, 2010 1:39 pm

Darryn glanced down at her, his cheeks warming slightly.

"Involuntary. I was thinking more along the lines of someone randomly popping in to witness all of the nakedness."

Post by **Tree** » Sun May 02, 2010 1:45 pm

" Well, not normally.... I once had an old friend pop in... but he'd just strip down and join in..."

She teased, smiling ever so slightly.

Post by **Sushi** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:07 pm

Darryn frowned, though his eyes sparkled.

"I'd steal you away."

Post by **Tree** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:08 pm

Ashleigh smiled a bit brighter and moved to kiss him.

I like that idea.

Post by **Sushi** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:14 pm

Darryn kissed her back, rather happy with life at the moment.

"Mmm..." And he snatched her up, just like he promised... Even though there was no one else there.

Post by **Tree** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:18 pm

Ashleigh laughed and giggled as she looked him over, content... until she heard the huge knocker on the door sound.... snow must have melted slot recently....

Post by **Sushi** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:25 pm

Darryn sighed and placed her down again.

"Should I get that?" He pulled on his boxers, seeing as that was all he had.

Post by **Tree** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:26 pm

" Probably not, actually."

She replied honestly, sighing inwardly as she went about getting her clothes on. She was very unhappy about having to stop her play.

Post by **Sushi** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:29 pm

"I think we should open the door just enough to point a shotgun barrel out of. I bet they would leave." He followed her.

Post by **Tree** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:33 pm

" depends on who it is. If it's that damned local priest again, determined to save my soul... he might...."

She muttered, rather upset as she ripped open the door, glaring at the people on the other side. Yep, it was the priest... and this time, some you yuppies to watch him fail.

Post by **Sushi** » Sun May 02, 2010 2:36 pm

You have a door-to-door Bible salesman? You could just rip one off from the local church... Darryn stood behind the door, half contemplating taking his boxers back off just so he could exhibit what heaven was to him.

((This is interesting timing, btw... wasn't the sun coming up?))

Post by **Tree** » Wed May 05, 2010 3:28 pm

" Not exactly."

She answered allowed, not caring as she attempted to slam the door on the priest's face..... and failed as he pushed his way inside just in time as the door shut the little minions out.

dang it, missed one.

" So, let's talk about your soul and it's salvation..."

He's gotta die at this rate....

Post by **Sushi** » Wed May 05, 2010 4:37 pm

Darryn just stood there, staring. This was like a really really bad joke. The man, if out of nothing more than boredom, walked up behind the preacher. There, less than an inch away, he straightened his back so that he would cast a shadow across the priest. He cleared his throat, even inflecting his voice so that he had the maximum creeper effect.

"Yessss... Let'ssss talk." No fangs, no supernatural cues, just a very pasty weirdo in boxers.

Post by **Tree** » Mon May 10, 2010 11:36 pm

Ashleigh hid a smirk as she merely pointed to the parlor and wondered back upstairs... to her room... leaving Darryn alone with bible man.

the priest barely noticed asheilgh gone, with this new, interested soul to save!!!!

" So, my child, have you been far from the Lord, long?"

Post by **Sushi** » Mon May 10, 2010 11:48 pm

Darryn leaned forward, invading the man's personal bubble even more.

"The Lord?" He turned the word over on his tongue like it was foreign and foul.

Post by **Tree** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:01 pm

" Oh HEAVENS!"

The priest exclaimed as he soon pulled out a bible and was forcing Darryn to set at his feet beside him, and started at the very first page... And he probably intended to read the entire thing to him, right then and there.

Post by **Sushi** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:27 pm

Darryn sat there, not really paying any attention.

Why don't you just kill him?

Post by **Tree** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:33 pm

Cause he's old and taste like pretzels, and i don't wanna just murder him.

Ashleigh replied, lazily laying in her bed, loving the free time.

Post by **Sushi** » Tue May 11, 2010 12:44 pm

Darryn blinked a few times before looking at the priest.

"I'm not ssssssure that my boyfriend would approve of thisss."

Then why don't you just let him fall into one of those stupid traps your house is full of?