If Looks Could Kill

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Ashleigh smirked and pounced, pinning her man to the ground, growling.



" stop of I steal all your cookies."
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Darryn made the most pathetic face.



"But I like da cookie..."
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" Then play nicely."



she replied adorably.
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" Then play nicely."



she replied adorably.
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Darryn smirked suddenly, tickling at her sides.



"I always play nice."
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" NO! You cheat!"



She argued, falling to the ground with him in teh giggles.
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Darryn smiled and laughed himself, ceasing with the tickles as she fell on his chest. The man's arms wrapped all the way around her.



"But it's a nice cheat. I play nice."
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Ashleigh nodded with a large grin, poking his side slightly, kissing him for the millionth time.



" Agreed. We need to figure a real plan out."
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Darryn sighed and let her go so that she could slide to his side and off of him.



"I know."
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Ashleigh sighed, kicking her shoes into the sky.



" Iwanna new hiding spot."



She complained.
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"Antarctica?" Just going off the theme here...
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" Why not... it probably won't work, but still."
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Darryn sat up now.



"Uh... It's cold there! There's even more snow! And I'll probably get eaten by a killer whale!"
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" Alaska?"



She asked casually, looking to the man next to her.
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"...So my options are getting eaten by a killer whale or mauled by a polar bear." Darryn sighed.



"If you have your heart set on somewhere cold, how about the Alps or something? I really don't want to go back to the States."
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" The Alps might work...."



She purred absently, thinking it over.
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"I could stick you on my shoulders and we could wear a white sheet, stomping around and pretending to be the Yeti."
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ashleigh gave him a flat look, shaking her head.



" I think that might not work after all."
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Darryn stuck out his tongue.



"You're no fun at all."
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" No, just don't like sheets on my head."
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Darryn shrugged.



"Alright, fine. That leaves us still sitting firmly on square one."
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" I think we should just pick up a globe and spin it around and close our eyes. Where our finger lands is where we go."
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Darryn thought for a moment.



"Aren't globes made upside down in Australia? You know... because of the equator...."
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Ashleigh looked to Darryn, shaking her head slowly.



" I do believe so, but does that matter?"
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Darryn started to respond but was cut short by something sounding akin to the earth breaking apart. There was suddenly a huge elephant stampeding toward the two of them.
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Ashleigh jumped up, not bothering to worry about where this thing came from, snatching darryn by the scuff of the neck and darting off.
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Darryn tried to run (which was really hard with her holding the scruff of his neck). After a minute, he fell to the ground, looking up just in time to see the elephant flatten a slushy hut.
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Looking off, ashleigh sighed, looking to darryn, groaning lightly and looking over the man next to her.



" This will be... fun"
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"I've always wanted to ride an elephant." Darryn mused slowly.
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Ashleigh looked at him, growling.



" No."
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Darryn sighed slightly, watching as a random hot dog flew from the (now smushed) hot dog stand and into his lap.



"AHHH! THE ELEPHANT ESPCAPED FROM MY CIRCUS! CATCH IT!" Darryn snorted, glancing at the girl beside him.



"With what does he expect it to be caught with? A butterfly net?"
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ashleigh smiled a bit more, scooping up her returned pup.



" Vegas it is."



Yep, to the states, but an odd location.
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"Oh, I'm not going like this..." Darryn couldn't say anything else. He was making faces as he appeared in what was apparently a woman's public restroom.
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Darryn was in the women's, and Ashleigh in the men's... the men's was full this time too... Awkwardly she made her way out, feeling very distraught.
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Darryn came stumbling out, running smack into Ashleigh. He was half deaf from the squeals and he had toilet paper draped over him. Needless to say, he was dazed.
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Ashleigh was wondering out and looking at her toes, unable to look up, completely distracted. she was utterly determined not to look up.... after all, why see what she could have been let down with?
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Darryn continued to fumble, slipping on some wet tile and falling straight into the sink... which promptly broke off the wall and crashed to the floor. The males in the room were roaring with laughter at the TP-ed man sitting in the broken sink as water sprayed out of the pipe, over his head, and halfway across the room.
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staring at the half covered in TP, utterly soaked and looking dazed man that appeared in her eye's range, Ashleigh smirked.



" You have impeccable coordination."
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Darryn glanced at the laughing guys around him as he pulled himself out of the sink. He sighed, pulling off the soaked toilet paper plastered to him.



"I blame the girls."
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" We won't let you."



Ashleigh smiled a bit more, reaching to help him up, still managing to keep her eyes downward.
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